Ask Rick Grimes

Apr 6

ask-glenn-things:

With everything that’s happened recently? Trust me, I know this now more than ever.
You’ve also got your own “rarities” to think about, y’know. Don’t worry too much about me, Rick — I’ll be fine. Thank you.

OOC: WTF? This isn’t me. I’m away for few days and now there’s an imposter with my user name???
EDIT: Ah, two dashes in the username. Nevermind, carry on :) And I will be back to answering questions tonight!!

With everything that’s happened recently? Trust me, I know this now more than ever.

You’ve also got your own “rarities” to think about, y’know. Don’t worry too much about me, Rick — I’ll be fine. Thank you.

OOC: WTF? This isn’t me. I’m away for few days and now there’s an imposter with my user name???

EDIT: Ah, two dashes in the username. Nevermind, carry on :) And I will be back to answering questions tonight!!

Mar 20

ask-daryl-dixon:

ask-rick-grimes:

ask-daryl-dixon:

the hell is this norman reedus guy? i get asked a ton a’ shit for him
i’m gonna use google on this man

wait
what the hell is this
c’mon i know i ain’t beautiful but i ain’t that ugly, i seen a prettier face in the dimples on merle’s ass

why don’t y’all tell your friend norman reedus if he wants t’ go ‘round pretendin t’ be me he can come here n’ help me with all these goddamn questions

he’s gotta have an internet if he’s a pretend daryl cuz even i got internet somehow
whatever
bet he don’t got 1000 followers on the internet like i do

Wait. So you mean all those pictures I found on the google weren’t of you? I guess that’s kind of a relief.

what the hell you doin usin google on me anyways rick?

Who else would I google? I already know everything about Lori and Carl, and I thought I knew Shane. Didn’t seem right googling Andrea or Carol. And I don’t even know Glenn’s last name! Also, there are a lot of T-Dogs.

Do you want to see some of my google?

Erm. I’m not really a … threesome kind of guy. And if Lori wanted to do that with Shane (when he was still around), I think I’d probably question why.

Seeing Shane naked from the waist down again isn’t on my list of priorities either.

Thank you for that, we’re not so bad. I don’t really think of myself as a cop anymore, seems like that was a long time ago. But the training still comes in handy.

As for Shane, I broke something of his alright. He’s still around though, oddly enough.

Is that right. You’ll excuse me if I don’t lose any sleep over it.

ask-daryl-dixon:

the hell is this norman reedus guy? i get asked a ton a’ shit for him
i’m gonna use google on this man

wait
what the hell is this
c’mon i know i ain’t beautiful but i ain’t that ugly, i seen a prettier face in the dimples on merle’s ass

why don’t y’all tell your friend norman reedus if he wants t’ go ‘round pretendin t’ be me he can come here n’ help me with all these goddamn questions

he’s gotta have an internet if he’s a pretend daryl cuz even i got internet somehow
whatever
bet he don’t got 1000 followers on the internet like i do

Wait. So you mean all those pictures I found on the google weren’t of you? I guess that’s kind of a relief.

‘Nother question I took too long to answer. Well, we’re all off the farm right now - guess when you think about it was kind of inevitable. Our best bet is to find somewhere safe to hunker down, fortify, and stock with supplies and resources. It’s getting cold really fast, so we don’t have much time left.

Maybe T-Dog’s got the right idea about heading east, at least it gives us a direction. In the mean time, we just have to stay sharp and keep moving.

I wasn’t there that night when Shane and Otis went to the school, so I can’t say for sure what I would’ve done in their situation. But if it came down to a choice between Otis’s life or my son’s life, then yes. I would have done the same thing.

Mar 18

He did, and I’m grateful for it. Seems like he’s the only one.

I think Shane was willing to die, but he would have killed me if he could. It wasn’t his first time trying. Maybe in his mind he’d warped it into something else, ‘toughening’ me up. Maybe he forgot, I was plenty tough already.

And if he really was strong, if he really wanted to kill himself, he’d have done it himself. None of this ‘death by cop’ crap. He wouldn’t have put that on me, he wouldn’t have done that to us. If it was really was his intention to have me end him, then it was just another easy way out for him. Another instance where I did his damn dirty work.

Ask Rick Grimes

My name's Rick Grimes and I'll answer any questions you have as best I can.