I honestly can’t think of a way to answer this question that won’t get me in trouble with someone. But I don’t want to dodge it either, so I’ll say … Carol.
Now, before Daryl kills me, let me explain: Andrea’s pointed her gun at me one too many times for it to work out and there are no other females around. It’s a process of elimination thing I got going on here, okay?
Not that, uh, there’s anything wrong with Carol. But she’s one of two females in the group and I’ve already explained why it can’t be Andrea.
Not that there’s anything wrong with Andrea, but again - the whole … gun … thing
Which, you know, is probably why it’d never work out with me and Daryl.
Not that I want things to work out with Daryl. It’s just, I’m not interested in men in general. And let’s face it, if I were, it’d probably be Shane.
No offense to the other men here, of course.
Goddamn it.
